“Leave Vijay Alone”
~ a teary eyed Chris Crocker on Vijay

“I’d like to do him.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Vijay

“OMFG! He stole my name.”
~ Captain Vijaykanth on Vijay

“In Soviet Russia , you kill Vijay’s movies.”
~ Russian Reversal on Vijay’s movies

Joseph Stalin Vijay is a genocide specialist from India. He is known to have blinded and/or killed at least a few million Tamils in the last ten years. He is now the supreme commander of the armed forces of Sri Lanka , doing what he does best - killing Tamils. He is also on the advisory board of Robert Mugabe, who pays him 25 million Zimbabwe Dollars for every hour of service.This makes him the second richest man in the world - after Mugabe. He belongs to the lineage of Sir Joseph Stalin the great - an international peace prize recipient.

His Early Childhood:
Vijay as young girlThough being a girl by birth Vijay whose full name being vijay deepshito dominicus whose middlename derived from the place of his birth chose to grow up as a boy. His teacher being Michael_jackson the third of Molesto kingdom who taught everything about young boys from which vijay grew his passion for being a boy, so that he can move easily with other boys without suspicion which his teacher obviously missed in his life. Pop goes the weasel.

Lord of Burning Ringuu - Return of the kong:
As he was entering kollywood (Chicken house) he was sworn to take the oath of protecting people by dancing around a ring of fire chanting strange verses of encrypted dialogues which cannot be decrypted even by the super computers of Bill_gates’s hidden bathroom. Strangely these are followed even now in his films where people are mislead into thinking that Vijay deepshito is performing humor when he is actually trying to be dramatic.

True..But may not be..But may be..who cares really
Now being 400 years old, Vijay is still the leading torturer of the people of kollywood. His never ending perseverance for making the most unwatchable movies makes him stand out of his predecessors and his successors. Even some people wonder whether he is “Vlad_the_Impaler” who turned out to be Dracula 2000 who can only be killed by driving a stake through his ASS.

Atrocities Committed
Some notable works are: Madurey
Thirupaachi
Sivakasi
Thoothukudi
Tiruchi
Coimbatore
Tirunelveli
Kanyakumari
Ooty
Kodaikanal
He stopped with kodaikanal because he was becoming type-casted!

Dual Role
Vijay’s first movie in a double-role released on the diwali of 2007 to bring darkness into the lives of tamilians all over the world. ATM(All Time Mokkai) has Vijay playing two identical men who are different.His immaculate acting skills in bringing out the difference between two identical people threw the audience off the top of Eiffel Tower!Mass graves are being built in and around theaters in the fond memory of the Brave who dared to watch the movie. May Their Souls Rest in Peace

The DEATH Of a Bird
Again He tried To Act In a Movie Named Kuruvi ( Street Bird )All of the fan’s and crowd dancing Outside the theater ( Tamil racist’s ) and when they got inside the movie They all vomited where people came away from there swimming outa there ! The Movie wuz Like hell ! More worser than Yarruku yaaaro ( sam anderson aka Juniour TR )As the Movie’s name wuz Kuruvi( street bird )In one scene He jumps from a building to a Train bridge ( nearly 1 Km away ) As hez the Bird He Dodge’s Bullet By Going Up in the building ! he tried His Best to do the Movie as silandhi ( Spider ) But athe movie tried to be named “The DEATH Of a Bird”( Kuruvi sethu Pochi ).

Kuruvi story!

Vijayum trishavu oru kuruvi valakuranga, Villan andha kuraviya kadathitu poi, kuraviya kathiyala kuthidran, Aana vijay operation panni kaapathurar..

Climax: Unakku eppadi operation panna theriyumn

Periyasamy sent a forward the other day from his new number to Sarin.

Sarin - Err., and you are?

Periyasamy: Samy… Periaswamy…

Sarin: Oh, pretty good. What about the other number? Shall I delete it?

Peri: Yes da… delete that old number da…

Sarin: Okay, fine.

Peri: Dey, delete panna sonnathukku ellam fine podurae? Over ah illae?

Sarin : !!!!!!

Internet is everything. Internet can do anything. Internet can sometimes help you, sometimes harms you. See how our friend over somewhere uses internet. We can’t make good use of internet more than this. LOL.

Villu Roxx.

Wooo Hooo

Vijay nominated for best comedian award.

Vijay Fans Nominated for best jalra’s award.

Vijay film release and vijay fans reaction

This is how they react to outside world:
“Vijay padam Hitu hitu” “Semma stylish film” “Semma acting” “Semma azhagu”
“Story line semma different and original”

This is how they react inside:
“thu dance thavara indha padathulayum onnum illa” “innum evlo naal dhan namalum ipdiye jalra tharadhu” “idhuvum copy ah”

Thirundhuga da.

The nominations for the 81st Annual Academy Awards have been announced. Take a look at the main categories:

Best Motion Picture

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Director - Motion Picture

David Fincher – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant – Milk
Stephen Daldry – The Reader
Danny Boyle - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture

Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Melissa Leo – Frozen River
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture

Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn – Milk
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role

Amy Adams – Doubt
Penélope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Taraji P Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role

Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road

Best Foreign Language Film

The Baader Meinhof Complex (Germany)
The Class (France)
Departures (Japan)
Revanche (Austria)
Waltz with Bashir (Israel)
Best Animated Feature Film Of The Year

Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Achievement In Art Direction

Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Duchess
Revolutionary Road
Achievement In Cinematography

Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire
Achievement In Costume Design

Australia
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Duchess
Milk
Revolutionary Road
Best Documentary Feature

The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
Encounters at the End of the World
The Garden
Man on Wire
Trouble the Water
Best Documentary Short Subject

The Conscience of Nhem En
The Final Inch
Smile Pinki
The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306

Achievement In Film Editing

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire

Achievement In Makeup

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Achievement In Music Written For Motion Pictures (Original Score)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Defiance
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire
Wall-E

Achievement In Music Written For Motion Pictures (Original Song)

Down to Earth from Wall-E
Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire
O Saya from Slumdog Millionaire

Best Animated Short Film

La Maison en Petits Cubes
Lavatory - Lovestory
Oktapodi
Presto
This Way Up

Best Live Action Short Film

Auf der Strecke (On the Line)
Manon on the Asphalt
New Boy
The Pig
Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Achievement In Sound Editing

The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
Wall-E
Wanted

Achievement In Sound Mixing

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
Wall-E
Wanted

Achievement In Visual Effects

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

Adapted Screenplay

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Doubt
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Original Screenplay

Frozen River
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Milk
Wall-E

Who do you think will win Oscar for all the above category?

The best music to sum up when u r alone and need somebody ..when u want someone … the feeling involved ..so smoothing ..just love it… The uploader Could have changed the pictures.

Morgan Rocks. The Best hard rock band i’ve heard after Linkin Park.